Jumpin on the band wagon
If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Well I'm on the basement so its a pretty far drop....but i'm going to have to say no.
Who was the last person to text you?
What the hell is texting?
Do you like sneezing, or do you hate the feeling?
Does it matter? Who likes sneezing?
What was the last thing you had to drink?
I had an appointment with Mr.Jack Daniels not too long ago.
Would you ever want a pet llama?
No, Pets that spit? its just uncool.
Do you like those pants with words on the bum?
No honestly I think its a pretty dumb idea.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
JJ
What colour are you going to paint your nails next?
Camo? seriously, what the fuck.
When was the last time you cried?
Every night before I kill.
What are you doing right now?
Typing this?
How's your brother doing today?
Julio is just fine.
Do fish make good pets?
No.
Have you ever had to share a room?
Yeah couple times
When you go to university/college, are you going to live in residence?
Who going where?
Why are so many people interested in photography these days?
Cause taking pictures is easy as hell.
Do you like Kanye West?
Who the hell is that?
Is your dad an all-around handyman?
Yeah
Do you like ice cream cake?
Shit yeah, bitches.(good answer Justin i'll stick with that.)
What was your funniest experience with an animal?
Havn't really had any other than my cat acting retarded
Did you know that 23 is David Beckham's number?
Who the hell is beckham? hes a soccer player right?
Do you know how much effort it takes to think up all these questions?
Nope
Are you high right now?
No
Are you in high school?
No, life was far simpler then.
Are you currently single?
No.
What's your favourite number?
8
Do you like to go to dances?
Hells no. Unless they play good music.
What color is your shirt?
A colour I can' fucking spell.
What kind of cell phone do you own?
A phone?
Would you ever date someone who was on a sports team?
No.
Who's car were you last in that wasn't family?
Brian's
When's the last time you showered?
3 hours ago.
What are you excited for?
nothing at the moment
Do you like raking leaves?
Umm no???
What about jumping in big piles of leaves?
Yes until you find the stick that stabs you in the eye.
What song are you listening to?
Star Wars music.
Your current feeling?
Your best friend likes your last ex, you say?
GO FOR IT.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
No
What color are your eyes?
How the hell would I know. I can;t see my fucking eyes.(greenish-Blue i'm told)
So you wear your seat belt in the car?
Yeah. you seen how I drive?
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
Maybe.
Do you get mad easily?
Not really no.
Where do you see yourself in the next 2 years?
Killing people for money.
Have you ever liked someone younger than you?
No.
What woke you up this morning?
Nothing i woke up before my alarm clock.
Do you take compliments well?
Not really
Last thing you ate?
Pizza
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Morning
How many letters are in your last name?
5
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yeah? what the hell kinda question is that?
Do you think you have made a difference in anyones life?
I killed a tweleve Yr old gangbanger so I think i've done the world a favor.
Last time you had an alcoholic beverage?
a day or 2 ago?
How do you know the people you were last in a car with?
Friends of both but the dead guy in the trunk owed me some money.
What is something you disliked about your day?
I have to phone Revenue Canada. I'm not looking forward to that.
Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a W?
Well I once had an affair with willma Flintstone. But her husband found out.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Yeah
Have you talked to your number one?
Huh? who's my number one?
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
Who knows.
Where did you last sleep besides your house?
I can't remeber.
Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yeah but the guy who did it isn't alive anymore. You know horrible accidents just somehow affect those i dislike.....
What's your favourite movie?
Lots of good ones Serenity.
Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
No, not really.
Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
Nope. no one knows i'm secretly an evil master mind....oh wait.
Have you told anybody you love them today?
Yup
Has anyone told you they loved you today?
Yup.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Are you better at math or art?
FUCK MATH.
Would you share your drink with a stranger?
Hell no.
Are you mean?
I punched a baby once. But he deserved it.
Did you date anyone this summer?
nope.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
watching fearless.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Probably not.
Do you have tattoos and piercings?
Shit yeah Son. I got me a Prince Albert.
What's bothering you right now?
Satan, he won;t go away. And he's kind of a dick.
Would you rather stay at other people's houses or have them stay at yours?
Stay over
Do you want to be married right now?
Nope
Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
What the fuck kinda question is that?